These lines are from "BOL" movie...i dont know why i have watched this movie...but its gud i have watched this movie....very beautiful and heart touching movie....from last 3 days i am daily thinking about it , its dialog everything ...
Somehow i relate few moments of my life with this movie but not exactly...but one dialog i cant forget "jab khila nahin sakte ...toh paisa kyn karte ho" I have seen that time...when my family facing financial problem and then my mother used to blame my father and dadi the same thing....we are three sister.....at that time i also have the same mind set...why dad why?
"Is kahani ko kaun rokega...." Its very touching line....why Indian families still demand baby boy ???even few of cousin are well educated but they have same thinking level.....
But time has changed and father has supported us alot..he is the man who never shows his anger and gave us best to best love and education...but we know...he has a little bit tammanna...to have boy!!
Monday, September 26, 2011
Sunday, September 11, 2011
Delhi rickshawala
Delhi rickshaw wala....inki apni he class aur baat kuch khaas hoti hai...can say they are very much special for us....yeh agar Delhi main na ho toh traffic jaam khatam ho jayega..aur humari traffic police ka work load kam ho jayega agar unka workload kam ho gaya toh traffic police main opening kam hogi ...agar wahan opening kam huyi toh kaafi log berojgar ho jayenge aur agar janta janadan berojgar huyi toh crime badd jayega...
in short every rickshaw wala.is responsible to control crime joh delhi police nahin karpaayi voh humare rickshaw waale ne kar dikhaya :))
Yeh toh huyi security ki baat...aab bari aati hain inke gharon ki baat....these guys stay either in jhuggi or they have their own shelter house rickshaw....but now u guys must be thinking isey fayda kaise?? Dekho agar yeh log jhuggi main nahin rahenge toh sakar bahot sara commission khaa kar inki zameen parr maal banwayegi...right isey zameen ka rate badega right...rate badega toh mahengai badegi...aur isey humari aam janta pareshan hogi ...so socho doston socho....yeh rickshawaale kitne sahi bande...bole toh allah k bande...joh humare Finance minister nahin kar paaye voh in rickshawalon ne kar dikhaya!!
One more surprise i wanna add in my list :))..Language...inki apni pahechan hai yeh aisi english bolte aur likhte hain...yahan angrez apni angrezi bhul jaayega na oxforst inko apni dictionary main add karke sammaanit karegi....!!
Dono he case main humara bhala hai humari Hindi language dominate karegi purey world main kynki bihari sabse jada bachey paida karte hain aur ek samaya aisa aayega jab har ghar main bihari hoga aur yeh kaha jaayega "aaloo ko aur bihari har jagha paaye jaate hain " (in place allo aur sardar har jagah hote hain)
kyn bhai kaisa lagva???
I know i know u all acrzy to know more about our bihari rickshaw wala....but kya karu jada likha do lallu rabari ji akar mujhe apne personal assistant bana denge ...aur that i cant afford!!
in short every rickshaw wala.is responsible to control crime joh delhi police nahin karpaayi voh humare rickshaw waale ne kar dikhaya :))
Yeh toh huyi security ki baat...aab bari aati hain inke gharon ki baat....these guys stay either in jhuggi or they have their own shelter house rickshaw....but now u guys must be thinking isey fayda kaise?? Dekho agar yeh log jhuggi main nahin rahenge toh sakar bahot sara commission khaa kar inki zameen parr maal banwayegi...right isey zameen ka rate badega right...rate badega toh mahengai badegi...aur isey humari aam janta pareshan hogi ...so socho doston socho....yeh rickshawaale kitne sahi bande...bole toh allah k bande...joh humare Finance minister nahin kar paaye voh in rickshawalon ne kar dikhaya!!
One more surprise i wanna add in my list :))..Language...inki apni pahechan hai yeh aisi english bolte aur likhte hain...yahan angrez apni angrezi bhul jaayega na oxforst inko apni dictionary main add karke sammaanit karegi....!!
Dono he case main humara bhala hai humari Hindi language dominate karegi purey world main kynki bihari sabse jada bachey paida karte hain aur ek samaya aisa aayega jab har ghar main bihari hoga aur yeh kaha jaayega "aaloo ko aur bihari har jagha paaye jaate hain " (in place allo aur sardar har jagah hote hain)
kyn bhai kaisa lagva???
I know i know u all acrzy to know more about our bihari rickshaw wala....but kya karu jada likha do lallu rabari ji akar mujhe apne personal assistant bana denge ...aur that i cant afford!!
Local Traveling ...:)))
Delli main travel karna apne aap main ek challenge hai chahe voh BUS main , metro main ya rickshaw !! Yahan har cheej ka apna he maja level and Specialization hai...
If you are traveling in Bus ...then you always have 1-1 with JAAT driver /conductor...waise bola jata hai jaaton ka ladka ya bandook chalata hai ya bus....
agar aap rickshaw main jayenge toh always have bihari babu...bole toh bihari ya IAS officer banega ya riksha chalayega...waise ajkal IT main bhi aa jatein hain :)) to get BHALUE for variable... actually they use 'BH' in place of 'V'
aur agar aap Metro main jaa rahe ho joh wahan mixed community mil jayegi so dont worry in metro , but metro main alag he duniya hai....aapko 2 seater main 2 hanson ka jodha milega....ya voh uske sath waali joiner main ek dusare k headphone sunte huye....aur mann main ek he gana hoha.."khullum khulla pyar karenge hum dono ....is duniya se nahin darenge hum dono"
bujurg log apni reserved kota ki seat jarur lenege aur ladkiyon wala dabba bhara raheta hai and smell like a rose garden.....jahan aapko har season k phool milenge.....rest boxes main young boys always in standing position becoz voh bechare chaha kar bhi seat parr baith nahin sakte aur galti se baith gaye toh unki maa bahen ya pita samaan purush unhe utha dete hain....
Middle age man ...hmmmm hu hu inke baare main likhna thoda controversial hota hai but interesting bhi.....Actually yeh raat main thdoa late sote hain.....stop ur dirty mind...aray bachon ka homework...biwi se ladai....aur etc etc...reason se...
haan haan aur bhi reason hote hain....but metro main inka sabse bura haal hai ...agar kisi ladki se takra jaayen....toh bas woman mukti morcha unhe daba dega.....agar aadmi se takra jaaye..."Haramkhor..saale pichey ho jaa....ya aray bhai aram se.....etc etc....!!
but kya karen...jindgi hai he aisi "aur aise he milegi dubara"
Kuch mast community k log bhi hote hain....is metro main.....u knw...inko rights milega ya nahin milega yeh toh inka devta he bata sakta hai but inke liye travel karna jaise ramgopal verma ki aag film main item song hona ....ya himesh reshamiya k sarror baar bar sunana....kynki yeh jahan bhi khade hon...wahin unko apna jahan lagta hai ....except first box of metro...aur kabhi moka chukane se baaj nahin aate......abhi abhi mera ek dost inka shikar hote hote bacha.....ohh god pls metro main inka kaher se bachao....
Traveling in Buses main mast raheta hai ..bachapnn main 1 rs coin and now a days 5 rs coin used by private driver to control bus and humara DTC buses ka level high hai ajkal they used sitti....ya digital indicator!!
but technology aney se unka style change nahin hua ...bole toh....wahi common dialog hai joh last 29 yrs se sun rahi hun..."Aey gaaddi eib rok de...chori baaithh jaa...kae jaa raya se....kivaad band kar de....taau tu na manaya"!! they have their own style aur aaj bhi buses yeh log bike k style main chalate hain.....aur private bus waale second lane main he rokate hain taaki koi aur takeover na kare.....
but bhala ho low floors buses ka jinhoney kuch better kia..and always prefer to sit at back side..always fresh and have better view...:))
Next our so called rickshaw wala.......inke baare main jitna bolu ya likhu kam hai so i would like to give honor to write in separate blog :))
If you are traveling in Bus ...then you always have 1-1 with JAAT driver /conductor...waise bola jata hai jaaton ka ladka ya bandook chalata hai ya bus....
agar aap rickshaw main jayenge toh always have bihari babu...bole toh bihari ya IAS officer banega ya riksha chalayega...waise ajkal IT main bhi aa jatein hain :)) to get BHALUE for variable... actually they use 'BH' in place of 'V'
aur agar aap Metro main jaa rahe ho joh wahan mixed community mil jayegi so dont worry in metro , but metro main alag he duniya hai....aapko 2 seater main 2 hanson ka jodha milega....ya voh uske sath waali joiner main ek dusare k headphone sunte huye....aur mann main ek he gana hoha.."khullum khulla pyar karenge hum dono ....is duniya se nahin darenge hum dono"
bujurg log apni reserved kota ki seat jarur lenege aur ladkiyon wala dabba bhara raheta hai and smell like a rose garden.....jahan aapko har season k phool milenge.....rest boxes main young boys always in standing position becoz voh bechare chaha kar bhi seat parr baith nahin sakte aur galti se baith gaye toh unki maa bahen ya pita samaan purush unhe utha dete hain....
Middle age man ...hmmmm hu hu inke baare main likhna thoda controversial hota hai but interesting bhi.....Actually yeh raat main thdoa late sote hain.....stop ur dirty mind...aray bachon ka homework...biwi se ladai....aur etc etc...reason se...
haan haan aur bhi reason hote hain....but metro main inka sabse bura haal hai ...agar kisi ladki se takra jaayen....toh bas woman mukti morcha unhe daba dega.....agar aadmi se takra jaaye..."Haramkhor..saale pichey ho jaa....ya aray bhai aram se.....etc etc....!!
but kya karen...jindgi hai he aisi "aur aise he milegi dubara"
Kuch mast community k log bhi hote hain....is metro main.....u knw...inko rights milega ya nahin milega yeh toh inka devta he bata sakta hai but inke liye travel karna jaise ramgopal verma ki aag film main item song hona ....ya himesh reshamiya k sarror baar bar sunana....kynki yeh jahan bhi khade hon...wahin unko apna jahan lagta hai ....except first box of metro...aur kabhi moka chukane se baaj nahin aate......abhi abhi mera ek dost inka shikar hote hote bacha.....ohh god pls metro main inka kaher se bachao....
Traveling in Buses main mast raheta hai ..bachapnn main 1 rs coin and now a days 5 rs coin used by private driver to control bus and humara DTC buses ka level high hai ajkal they used sitti....ya digital indicator!!
but technology aney se unka style change nahin hua ...bole toh....wahi common dialog hai joh last 29 yrs se sun rahi hun..."Aey gaaddi eib rok de...chori baaithh jaa...kae jaa raya se....kivaad band kar de....taau tu na manaya"!! they have their own style aur aaj bhi buses yeh log bike k style main chalate hain.....aur private bus waale second lane main he rokate hain taaki koi aur takeover na kare.....
but bhala ho low floors buses ka jinhoney kuch better kia..and always prefer to sit at back side..always fresh and have better view...:))
Next our so called rickshaw wala.......inke baare main jitna bolu ya likhu kam hai so i would like to give honor to write in separate blog :))
Saturday, September 10, 2011
ATTITUDE about designation
yeah yeah....Attitude ya yeah he naaiya dubota aur paar lagta hai... attitude matters alot in our life specially in our work environment....aur bole toh humian joh saale main 2 baar number milte hain yaani so called rating scheduler!!
Yeh scheduler saal main 2 baar execute hota hai aur logon k dimag main iska impact purey 365 din....jinko mitha phall milta hai voh apni chest 36-40 karke chalte hain aur jinko nichey gira diya jata hai voh aur 2 inch chodi karke isliye chalte hain ...taaki next time acha jawab de aur gandi waali game khel kar....
Ladies staff apni frustation ko limitless bitching karke and Gent staff apni frustration jada se jada condom ka use karke ya cigarette /Daaru ki bottles khaali karke dur karte hain..
Kher yeh duniya ka yahi datoor hai no one can change it...well kahan raja ghosh kahan gangu telli bt kya kare humare desh main sab raja ghosh hai aur ek dusarey ko telli samjha kar dabana chahata hai...
Designation yeh sala bahot bade wala akshar hai....insan designation k naam parr sabki mother sister together karte hain..IT world main har insaan apne aapko DABANG samjhta hai....agar isko aur vistar se liko toh yahan har londa sallu yaani dabang hai aur har londia sheila hai jiksi jawani main project hit hoga.....
yeh attitude and designation ka combination paida karte hain company main MACHI bazaar and Political environment...
IT main jiske 3 saal complete huye usey lagta hai coding bahot huyi aab management karte hain..bolte toh team ko manage... bole toh apana kaam kisi aur k ser par maaro...apana kaam sawayam karne waala chapter joh humne hindi pustak baal bharti main pada tha sab bhul chuke hain....aaj apna kaam sawayam kisi aur se karvaao aur baaki apne raste k kaante ho hatao...
aab Mujhe dekho haal main mujhe 5 saal k exp parr ek team di jimain 18 logon ko manage karna tha aur mera dimag 7th floor parr chadd gaya...like now i m the queen....but jaise he prj cleint ne cancel kia.....mera dimag basement daal diya :)))..but aab is floor up down waali lift se bahar aa gayi hun..... :))
I know this is boring so i would stop here.. ;)
Yeh scheduler saal main 2 baar execute hota hai aur logon k dimag main iska impact purey 365 din....jinko mitha phall milta hai voh apni chest 36-40 karke chalte hain aur jinko nichey gira diya jata hai voh aur 2 inch chodi karke isliye chalte hain ...taaki next time acha jawab de aur gandi waali game khel kar....
Ladies staff apni frustation ko limitless bitching karke and Gent staff apni frustration jada se jada condom ka use karke ya cigarette /Daaru ki bottles khaali karke dur karte hain..
Kher yeh duniya ka yahi datoor hai no one can change it...well kahan raja ghosh kahan gangu telli bt kya kare humare desh main sab raja ghosh hai aur ek dusarey ko telli samjha kar dabana chahata hai...
Designation yeh sala bahot bade wala akshar hai....insan designation k naam parr sabki mother sister together karte hain..IT world main har insaan apne aapko DABANG samjhta hai....agar isko aur vistar se liko toh yahan har londa sallu yaani dabang hai aur har londia sheila hai jiksi jawani main project hit hoga.....
yeh attitude and designation ka combination paida karte hain company main MACHI bazaar and Political environment...
IT main jiske 3 saal complete huye usey lagta hai coding bahot huyi aab management karte hain..bolte toh team ko manage... bole toh apana kaam kisi aur k ser par maaro...apana kaam sawayam karne waala chapter joh humne hindi pustak baal bharti main pada tha sab bhul chuke hain....aaj apna kaam sawayam kisi aur se karvaao aur baaki apne raste k kaante ho hatao...
aab Mujhe dekho haal main mujhe 5 saal k exp parr ek team di jimain 18 logon ko manage karna tha aur mera dimag 7th floor parr chadd gaya...like now i m the queen....but jaise he prj cleint ne cancel kia.....mera dimag basement daal diya :)))..but aab is floor up down waali lift se bahar aa gayi hun..... :))
I know this is boring so i would stop here.. ;)
Corporate World
World is beautiful...it is river where i am flowing and flowing ...I love this line Life is beautiful becoz my world is beautiful....but what's the limit of beautiful? what is the definition of beautiful...??
Its just feelings and feelings is Just feelings...today we are in feeling corporatism ..ya ya frds its new one...nahin bole toh 30-40 saal ho gaye hain....
Yeh voh feelings hai jab main morning main jaldi utha kar gym jaati hun becoz mera weight badd gaya hai and the reason behind it simple-I spend my daily atleast 9 hrs in front of PC without moving my ass in to and fro motion....becoz Client ki mail se inbox open hota hai and client ki call se he khatam hota hai... Client mera BF ban gaya jisey main gud morning se lekar ginite gud evening afternoon sab kuch time parr wish karti hun aur jis din na wish karu voh ruth jata......and usko mananey k liye i have to spend 18 hrs on next day....
Do u think?? yeh hum roj karte hai ??? ha ha ha No no yeh bas likhne k liye likha hai ki we are doing 9-10 daily work in office...agar yeh kaam sahi main karte hote toh shayd shayd...we have reached at top of the world and aaj US / UK process k liye nahin US and UK guys would work for us and that's call India Shift and Process and BPO and call center main londe londiyan Indian culture ko follow kar rahe hote rather then speaking US / UK words accent they would speak in Hindi or Punjabi -"aur malkon ki bechana hai?? kiney takan tawad jawab aavega??" etc etc...
Ground level reality is that Indian has adopted this corporatism feelings as a ass whole....but they forget the actually feelings and rules...
I am working for big Brand name company to earn money . onsite opportunity and life security..kynki jab recession aaye meri ship na dubey...becoz brand name floating in sea and rest small company sinks very easily!!
Roj morning main utha kar yahi sochna I would do best job ..and mera manager mere se khush hokar mujsey H1 bharwayaega aur then fly fly....ya Ek star award naamak title hota hai joh har kaam karne waale ko milta but in this IT world kaam se jada joh best tareeke se political way main shor sharaba nikal kar kaam kare usey yeh award smaaniit hota hai :))
Kher yeh feeling sirf tab takk aati hai jab takk main swipe na karu....company k ander ghuste he haryavani jaat/UP gaaon wale jAAt mera swagat karte hain....they are getting 10-8k salary mahina with dress free and kabhi kabhi company ka khana bhi milta hai....bt what i feel they are the best guys becoz they have won the title of honesty and dedicated work.Kynki aate jaate cars and scooter parking main they listen humare taaeny baaney and kaam bhi karna aur malik ki gaali khana aur usey jada imaandari se kaam karna aur sabse badi BAAT Politely sunna and samjhana!!
dusari badi baat inka world sabse jada secure hai recession main jada farak nahin padega...security sabse last main jaati hai :)))...but other side of grass always greens...may b joh main dekh rahi hun waisa na ho....
One more thing Big brand main Aurtein jada hoti hain and usmain se 40% pregnant hoti becoz wahan holidays aram se milti hai....30% just married...again usnko maa bahen ..bhai aur kuch khaas frds se batein cum gossiping karne ka moka and time bharpur milta hai.....rest 20% BF and TP waali hoti hain...idhar udhar ghuma kar apna kaam nikalwa kar 9-5(actual office 6 baje takk hota hai) nikal jaati hai....
rest 10% are really and true hard working gals....jinko upar ki moh maya se koi farak nahin padta aur joh sahi main true Indian woman hoti hai......Well u people must be thinking being a lady why i am writing this stuff...AKHIR EK AURAT HE DUSARI AURAT KO SAMJHATI HAI :)))
The same thing happens with MAN also...but in different way....in big brand company 50% males are married with tummy out and less hairs on head and i cant comment on other body parts hairs ;))) just dirty joke!! yeh male voh frustrated male hote hain who wants to change the company but can't change it becoz they are now ghar jamai and knowledge bhi inki sexual activities ki tarah ho gayi hai wanna do bt nt able to do.....and old fashion.....only knows few pose..yaani logically too weak.... politically too much strong to dominate (as they do in their bed with wives or extra marital affair....)
rest 50% main adhey londe sahi main energetic hote hain joh time se kaam karke company se 9-2-11 ho jaatein hain!! and rest will do wahi maghad giri ...ladki patana...fass jaye toh aapki bhabhi na fasey toh ek achi dost.....jinka life main jada motivation nahin hota...shuru k kuch saal MBA ki preparation main nikalte hain baaki k kuch saaal idhar udhar jugaad karne main......
Well the most common thing in male and female is..."ATTITUDE about designation!!" well will write about it in next blog!!
Note: Sorry guys don't hurt if hurt then i don't mind ;))) i give dammm to ur feelings !!
Its just feelings and feelings is Just feelings...today we are in feeling corporatism ..ya ya frds its new one...nahin bole toh 30-40 saal ho gaye hain....
Yeh voh feelings hai jab main morning main jaldi utha kar gym jaati hun becoz mera weight badd gaya hai and the reason behind it simple-I spend my daily atleast 9 hrs in front of PC without moving my ass in to and fro motion....becoz Client ki mail se inbox open hota hai and client ki call se he khatam hota hai... Client mera BF ban gaya jisey main gud morning se lekar ginite gud evening afternoon sab kuch time parr wish karti hun aur jis din na wish karu voh ruth jata......and usko mananey k liye i have to spend 18 hrs on next day....
Do u think?? yeh hum roj karte hai ??? ha ha ha No no yeh bas likhne k liye likha hai ki we are doing 9-10 daily work in office...agar yeh kaam sahi main karte hote toh shayd shayd...we have reached at top of the world and aaj US / UK process k liye nahin US and UK guys would work for us and that's call India Shift and Process and BPO and call center main londe londiyan Indian culture ko follow kar rahe hote rather then speaking US / UK words accent they would speak in Hindi or Punjabi -"aur malkon ki bechana hai?? kiney takan tawad jawab aavega??" etc etc...
Ground level reality is that Indian has adopted this corporatism feelings as a ass whole....but they forget the actually feelings and rules...
I am working for big Brand name company to earn money . onsite opportunity and life security..kynki jab recession aaye meri ship na dubey...becoz brand name floating in sea and rest small company sinks very easily!!
Roj morning main utha kar yahi sochna I would do best job ..and mera manager mere se khush hokar mujsey H1 bharwayaega aur then fly fly....ya Ek star award naamak title hota hai joh har kaam karne waale ko milta but in this IT world kaam se jada joh best tareeke se political way main shor sharaba nikal kar kaam kare usey yeh award smaaniit hota hai :))
Kher yeh feeling sirf tab takk aati hai jab takk main swipe na karu....company k ander ghuste he haryavani jaat/UP gaaon wale jAAt mera swagat karte hain....they are getting 10-8k salary mahina with dress free and kabhi kabhi company ka khana bhi milta hai....bt what i feel they are the best guys becoz they have won the title of honesty and dedicated work.Kynki aate jaate cars and scooter parking main they listen humare taaeny baaney and kaam bhi karna aur malik ki gaali khana aur usey jada imaandari se kaam karna aur sabse badi BAAT Politely sunna and samjhana!!
dusari badi baat inka world sabse jada secure hai recession main jada farak nahin padega...security sabse last main jaati hai :)))...but other side of grass always greens...may b joh main dekh rahi hun waisa na ho....
One more thing Big brand main Aurtein jada hoti hain and usmain se 40% pregnant hoti becoz wahan holidays aram se milti hai....30% just married...again usnko maa bahen ..bhai aur kuch khaas frds se batein cum gossiping karne ka moka and time bharpur milta hai.....rest 20% BF and TP waali hoti hain...idhar udhar ghuma kar apna kaam nikalwa kar 9-5(actual office 6 baje takk hota hai) nikal jaati hai....
rest 10% are really and true hard working gals....jinko upar ki moh maya se koi farak nahin padta aur joh sahi main true Indian woman hoti hai......Well u people must be thinking being a lady why i am writing this stuff...AKHIR EK AURAT HE DUSARI AURAT KO SAMJHATI HAI :)))
The same thing happens with MAN also...but in different way....in big brand company 50% males are married with tummy out and less hairs on head and i cant comment on other body parts hairs ;))) just dirty joke!! yeh male voh frustrated male hote hain who wants to change the company but can't change it becoz they are now ghar jamai and knowledge bhi inki sexual activities ki tarah ho gayi hai wanna do bt nt able to do.....and old fashion.....only knows few pose..yaani logically too weak.... politically too much strong to dominate (as they do in their bed with wives or extra marital affair....)
rest 50% main adhey londe sahi main energetic hote hain joh time se kaam karke company se 9-2-11 ho jaatein hain!! and rest will do wahi maghad giri ...ladki patana...fass jaye toh aapki bhabhi na fasey toh ek achi dost.....jinka life main jada motivation nahin hota...shuru k kuch saal MBA ki preparation main nikalte hain baaki k kuch saaal idhar udhar jugaad karne main......
Well the most common thing in male and female is..."ATTITUDE about designation!!" well will write about it in next blog!!
Note: Sorry guys don't hurt if hurt then i don't mind ;))) i give dammm to ur feelings !!
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