Best Time Pass

yeah...Sometimes i think how to do TP ...usually my first line with word "BED" provoked guys to use unused dirty mind...don't worry this time i don't give u dam to think about *** dirty and funny things, there are lot of more things to do :)

1. Lying on bed at 45 degree and use your point finger(No dirty mind pleaseeeeee) and pick your unhygienic nose  ...its very much enjoyable moment!! No comparison and you can't imagine...you can spend more time in this pleasure TP rather than...anything ;) I will give this task 4.5/5
2. Siting task, You must have some reading material...but with some terms and conditions :), No sex material...Should be news paper like Punjab kesari, magazine like Mayapuri :) , Suspense novel manorma Kadhabani....Just imagine rather than TP its work for stomach infection patient!! Its not only save water(Don't Dho baaram baar...kar flush ek baar!!)...its make air pollution aur machaar marr jayenge Lolz....Must try once in a week!! will give rating 4/5
3. Standing task, Hmmm now you are smart.....you must be thinking about some non censored activity ...its must be economical....balcony main latak jaao and jhaakon dusaron k gharon main.... Somehow its wonderful Time Pass....njoying watching neighbors grah kalesh and relate urself...how we look wicked when at our side of boundary! I know its bad habit, but its very true all bad habit are good time pass and good habit is hobby and there is small difference in time pass and hobby...
4. use toothpick to clean.....teeth...no way....ears....nails....and same toothpick use for itching :))) ha ha ha...
5. FB yeah its again count in bad habit and full TP...i'll give it 5/5

some times i write and behave abnormally....but time always time pass is always abnormal activity which makes ur normal Life :))