Part 1: 6 din...ladka / Ladki in ;)

Today i was discussing with my friend about our college days and we came to the point..one thing hasn't changed yet....Proposal..still a man or woman (gal or boy)  spend lot of time to decide how to propose her/him...and still all basic funda are same :)

Love is blind and don't care...

My friend has shared some mast wala view with me:Don't mind my words...its direct from my frd heart and mind ;)

I asked him what kinda of gal u prefer??

As per his comments - "Still man thinks below the belt...a gal shud have good cooking skills for kitchen and bed both...for first one experience matter but for second knowledge matter...;)

i said -"How cheap you guys are?" still have the same mentality and virginity etc etc....he said yaar we cannot control our thoughts ....we are Asian man..its hard to change it....
i realised i should stop asking more details...otherwise i will start abusing them again...and i know they cannot be change....

Then i asked him how to propose the gal...

1. first Step: Search Gal in face book ,send Frd request...as per my friend...gal are very super bitch kinda...they wont accept the request easily...she takes at least 2 weeks to decide..i add him . i reject him i add him i reject him(100 times she thinks)....tab takk banda usey apni bahen bana le and kahe-" jaa marr bahen chod".. wait wait...we cannot do it....still man has some patience..kuch paane  liye kuch khona pdta hai...

2. Second step: Deeply analyse her pics....jasie X-ray karna ho....and will give some good sense of humour complements...gals always mad for it...and always check mutual frds...best for advice...Bhabhi banegi ya humari pahele se he bhabhi hai ;)- successs aret not always true
(we all do the same kinda comments...jasie all having some common account and book -"how to give complete to a gal")

3. If gal likes you....she def say thanks and welcome..and that means she is on the way to coffee house...
Now we have to decide...Straight road leni hai without red light or u turn hain...
If gal is working  then we always start discussion with official tasks and then mauka milte he Chauka..." can we go for a coffee?"

if gal is student direct ask for drop and pickup(cab diver),which she always prefer

if gal frank-" Let me check..will text you..(she is welli full week, but pretend she is more busy then Obama") One day she text you ok, meet me on dat day...sharp XX(yeah sharp..humare liye waiting time hota hai)
If Gal Shy-" hmmm phir kabhi...(she is taking time and showing bhaav, but still have Umeed ki kiran)
if gal normal-" lets plan smewhr..else...(she judge you first in 4-5 meetings and then decide)

saali koi ekdum se haan nahin karegi...aur jana sabko hoga...

4. Now tough time start- U must have good balance in phone, Full patrol, and lot of Deo's and roj nahana and ache banana padega...." gals always say...Money doesn't matter...looks doesn't matter...bt its matter and 100/100 aana chahaiye....

5. After spending 10-15K in patrol and telephone bills...one day you are lucky(actually most unluckiest days) have to decide....now on her B'day(saala yeh b'day...humara dead day hota hai)
i will propose her....wasie best frd ka b'day we dont remember because everyday we live with him....saala roh uske sath baith kar daru pita hai...us kya spacial ho gaya?? kya ....chod diya??...but jis din bandi ka b'day hoga-" we wait for 12 o clck and play guitar for her-" wahi stupid song-" aaj kal famous hai....na paani da rang...kinda....gals apni voice main- thanku thanku so much...kal party main aana...sharp at 7"

6. banda jata hai best brand ka shoes and Deo and clothes pahen kar....special do baar naha kar....(Coffee final he hogi).....Just enter the bar/pub/restaurant...hello...hug you....happy b'day to you...

bandi-" thanks buddy...aao tumko milwaati hun......he is my frd..hmmm frd nahin kahungi he is my life , soul ...babu teddy bear...and i getting marry on XX/XX/XXXX day...

and uske bad 6 din...Gun in....its fire....


Ha ha ha....But is not true always..akhir jiske sath kasam khayi hai barbad karne ki..usko bhi toh haan kaha hoga...will share that case in next blog